[ctdonath2]

Ah yes, the cry of the unappeasable Right.

When the options have been "would you rather be kicked or punched" long enough, you start saying "um, neither please!"

[Wormwood]

When the options have been "would you rather be kicked or punched" long enough, you start saying "um, neither please!"

And if those were your only options, I'd agree with you.