To: Larry Lucido
As we throw out the bathwater of casual sex, let's try hard to retain these 100 sex tricks, please.Okay, but you will need to collect the following items: A feather, maple syrup, a canister of helium, a scuba suit, 5 strong monkeys, a trapeze, orange marmalade, and the entire nation of Portugal.
536 posted on
01/17/2007 7:36:44 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(You are not your mind. You are not your emotions, You are not your pain. All you are is love.)
To: Lazamataz
..."you will need to collect the following items: A feather, maple syrup, a canister of helium, a scuba suit, 5 strong monkeys, a trapeze, orange marmalade, and the entire nation of Portugal." Don't forget the rubber pants...
538 posted on
01/17/2007 7:46:38 AM PST by
IrishRainy
((The only way BJ Clinton would have nailed bin Laden is if Ossama had been a White House intern.))
To: Lazamataz
A feather, (check)
maple syrup, (check)
a canister of helium, (check)
a scuba suit, (check)
5 strong monkeys, (check)
a trapeze, orange marmalade, (check)
and the entire nation of Portugal. (gathering up an armada as we speak)
To: Lazamataz
A feather, maple syrup, a canister of helium, a scuba suit, 5 strong monkeys, a trapeze, orange marmalade, and the entire nation of Portugal.Whatta prude....
554 posted on
01/17/2007 8:48:21 PM PST by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
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