What's causing it? How can the government fix it? Can the weight of people eating "fat foods" be the cause? Has Bush or Rove caused this?
We need to get to the bottom of this fast before the megalith movement wipes us all from the face of the earth!!!!!!
Global warming, of course. The hotter global mantle is causing the cold megalighs to fall:
"megaliths sink because they are colder and heavier than mantle surrounding them"