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STAYIN’ ALIVE

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Well you can tell by the way you see me dance
I’ve been stuffing something in my pants
As you can see I’m loyal still…I am risking all for my pal, Bill

Although it’s not right…isn’t right…I will be sneaking them offsite
And I will do all that I can…’cause I am Sandy Burglar man

Whether it’s a felony, a really major felony
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Don’t know what they’d do to me…I wonder what they’d do to me
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha, stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha stealin’ the fi-i-i-i-i-iles
Stealin’ the files

Bill had blown it when he let Osama go
But there are certain things you shouldn’t know
He spent all his time out chasing tail
While he’s doing that, he was bound to fail

Although it’s not right…isn’t right…I will be sneaking them offsite
And I will do all that I can…’cause I am Sandy Burglar man

Whether it’s a felony, a really major felony
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Don’t know what they’d do to me…I wonder what they’d do to me
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha, stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha, stealin’ the fi-i-i-i-i-iles
Stealin’ files

Would Clinton do this? Would Clinton do this? Would he do this for me?
I am protecting the Clinton legacy
I’m stealin’ the files

Well, very soon I will have to testify
Without evidence, there’s no proof I lied
I will do what must be done
Actually, I think it’s kind of fun

Although it’s not right…isn’t right…I will be sneaking them offsite
And I will do all that I can…’cause I am Sandy Burglar man

Whether it’s a felony, a really major felony
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Don’t know what they’d do to me…I wonder what they’d do to me
I’m stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha, stealin’ the files, stealin’ the files
Ah ha ha ha, stealin’ the fi-i-i-i-i-iles
Those files

Would Clinton do this? Would Clinton do this? Would he do this for me?
I am protecting the Clinton legacy
I’m stealin’ the files

(I’ve been thinking)
Would Clinton do this? Would Clinton do this? Would he do this for me?
I am protecting the Clinton legacy
I’m stealin’ the files

(I’ve been thinking)
Would Clinton do this? Would Clinton do this? Would he do this for me?
I am protecting the Clinton legacy
I’m stealin’ the files

(I’ve been thinking)
Would Clinton do this? Would Clinton do this? Would he do this for me?
I am protecting the Clinton legacy
I’m stealin’ the files

COMING NEXT: Teddy Bears Picnic

I love this song and have used it several times. It lends itself very well to telling stories. My favorite was done Jan. 20, 2001 in which the story was told of dragging Clinton out of the White House and fumigating the place. Mocking the Clinton criminals is particularly fun using a children's song. Print this out and have your child take it to his teacher. :)

TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

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Bill sends him off to the reading room…for his critical assignment
He knows that it is a felony and he’s risking some confinement
But he will do as ordered to do…you don’t want Clinton angry with you
Today’s the day that Sandy will fill his trousers

He’s going through all the documents in several manila folders
He’s shaking and cannot concentrate…he’s hoping he’ll soon feel bolder
But he will do as ordered to do…you don’t want Clinton angry with you
Today’s the day that Sandy will fill his trousers

When they bring him more from the shelf…he says he must excuse himself
This was one of those times, those times you’re feeling you just gotta go
So he gets up for tinkling…nature tells him to do his thing
He is looking around, all around and he’s hoping that no one knows

For the impeached ex-president, he is sneaking out documents
He is taking a chance, a chance that someday he could be in stripes
But he’s loyal to Bill, you see…as he’s destroying history
And he’s going to do, he will do what Bill tells him without a gripe

A guard is starting to stare at him and Sandy is getting nervous
He hopes the guy isn’t trained as well as those guys in Secret Service
But he will do as ordered to do…you don’t want Clinton angry with you
Today’s the day that Sandy will fill his trousers

Then as he heads to the door…his thighs look bigger now than those things had looked a bit before
Something’s moving in his pants…he tries arranging things and does a little dance
It’s a wedgie, he proclaims…and then they watch him as he suddenly bolts to flee
He’s dropping papers under a trailer for pick-up later on
He’s got to save Clinton’s legacy

Then as he heads to the door…his thighs look bigger now than those things had looked a bit before
Something’s moving in his pants…he tries arranging things and does a little dance
It’s a wedgie, he proclaims…and then they watch him as he suddenly bolts to flee
He’s dropping papers under a trailer for pick-up later on
He’s got to save Clinton’s legacy

COMING NEXT IS THE FINALE: Battle of New Orleans