[RexBeach]

This is what Matt Damon thinks when he looks in the mirror in the morning:

"I'm rich and famous, so I must be smart."

Try again, Matt. How about this:

"I'm rich and famous, so I must be smug and snarky."

Better. Much better.

[msnimje]

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[Nathan Zachary]

"This is what Matt Damon thinks when he looks in the mirror in the morning:
"I'm rich and famous, so I must be smart."
Try again, Matt. How about this:
"I'm rich and famous, so I must be smug and snarky."
Better. Much better.

How about:"This is what Matt Damon thinks when he looks in the mirror in the morning:

I'm nothing but an actor;
I dropped out of school in grade 9;
My life is based of fairy tales and scripts;
Nothing about me is real;
All my friends have serious mental problems;
All my friends have no moral dignity;
I live in an alternate reality;
I haven't a clue what goes on in the real world;
I live in a vaccum;

I'm a mushroom- I grew up on bull Sh$t;