As Bender would say: "Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?'
That's funny.
As I used to tell my friends. " Children tend to listen when they know you can order a cattle prod by mail and have it delivered overnight"
News Flash--because of Liberal BS, if you spank your child today, "child protective services" arrives at your door and threatens you. Believe it! We're living in the Liberal Twilight Zone of Insanity with Nancy Pelosi as the head witch.
Like my dad tole me...
"Sometime before your kid gets to be two years old, beat him within an inch of his life with a chain. From then on, all you'll have to do is rattle it."
:)