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To: Perdogg
George (at Monk's with Jerry) "So she coughed."
Jerry "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."
George "Everything goes with naked."
Jerry "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."
George "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"
Jerry "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad...."

8 posted on 01/09/2007 10:00:43 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored; EQAndyBuzz
Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad....

Who said crouching was all that bad? :O)


13 posted on 01/09/2007 10:09:16 AM PST by jdm
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