George: (at Monk's with Jerry) "So she coughed." Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man." George: "Everything goes with naked." Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion." George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?" Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad...."
Who said crouching was all that bad? :O)