Breaking news Sports fan report that FLA state has beat OK 31 to 14 claim championship title
Also report off Kydto news wire we still don't know what going on with that sub and ship collusion another report off Kydto news wire report Japan PM Abe warn world dont' be too late with North Korea NO KIDDING you got Roaney dicator there
Breaking news off Tass news wire look like Russian special forces are lay smackdown on Chechen miltants outside grozy
Also report off Editor and Publisher is CBS plan give rid of Katie Couric of CBS evening news well maybe report that when Katie go way this spring for vacation they going test out new anchor people from other part of CBS news orgnizaiton
Should I apply for gig at CBS news
OMG
Monk what do you think President reagan think of me as Press Secretary