Posted on 01/08/2007 5:45:04 PM PST by radar101
I had a great weekend, folks, but, I'll tell you what: I went out and did some television Saturday in Los Angeles. There's a new show that probably will air soon, I'm not sure when, but it's called The Half Hour NewsHour." That's the working title of it now. I guess that's subject to change. Well, actually it's not, because if it changes I gotta go back out there, but nevertheless it's a parody newscast, takeoff on liberal media newscasts, and I play the president of the United States in the opening segments of this program.
I went out and shot three takes. Ann Coulter is the vice president. (laughing) It's hilarious. The whole thing is hilarious. I went out there and shot three opening segments. These things run anywhere from a minute to 90 seconds. It took eight hours to do these three segments on Saturday, all day long. I did it in the Fox Studios, then had a big after party at the Grand Havana Club. What a bash we had. I left about midnight to fly home and rolled into the driveway yesterday morning about 8:30. I hate spending a whole day coming back from the Left Coast in an airplane, because you lose three hours just because of the time zone differences. I got home at 8:30. I wanted to watch the football games in toto from the comfort of my fashionable estate, which I did. We were watching the Seattle-Dallas game on Saturday night at the Grand Havana Club. There's one in New York atop the 666 Building and one in Beverly Hills in Los Angeles. They are owned and operated by Stan Shuster, and they are outposts of civility now.
You can actually smoke cigars while having dinner, and they've got televisions all over the place. Yes, they're legal, Mr. Snerdley. We were watching the Dallas-Seahag game, and I just could not believe the way that game ended. You talk about the highs and lows? These people, these young kids, these athletes, everything they do is on the national stage. It's public, and the highs and lows they go through! Tony Romo, the savior of the season earlier this year for the cowboys, now the goat. Somebody turned to me and said, "Rush, what's the name of that Red Sox player that blew the ground ball through his legs in the World Series against the Mets?" I said, "That was Bill Buckner." So people were already starting to think that this was Bill Buckner II with Tony Romo. He's young; he'll get over it, but wow. To have the game... They still had to kick the field goal but it was less distance than an extra point.
Thanks for the brilliant assessment, captain noobie.
I've waited six years on FR for you to show up and set me straight.
The problem is not with Rush Limbaugh, it's with YOU.
The problem is that I dislike talk radio. I think people should form their
own opinions and not buy into SPIN.. left or right, spin is bad.
If you weren't jealous and envious you would have no problem with Rush.
He's a pompous arrogant ass. Your hero, right? It figures.
Now, off to the ignore bin with you.
And just where on the FR control panel is that function found, Einstein?
Looks like you've got Rush beat in the arrogance department.
I'd love to see Mark Levin as Press Secretary. Just about the time David Gregory raises his hand, opens his mouth, and begins to ask a question, Levin will respond: "Shut up you big dope!"
He had to have been stoned when he came out with those tie patterns.
Just curious. Where do you get your purely objective unbiased news which has no "spin"?
As far as I know, the only way we can 'form our own opinions' is to sift thru the inevitably biased reporting of left and right and see what rings true.
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