To: FreedomCalls
Are you telling me all that gold I'm hoarding is worthless?
Gold is essentially worthless. Lucky for you I have an abundance of more valuable things that I'm willing to trade for your gold (seashells, multivitamins, several tubes of toothpaste, etc). So if you could just contact me via private email I'll arrange to meet with you for the swap.
Oh, I only want the worthless gold for nostalgic reasons. My Great Grandpappy was a gold miner. You understand.
84 posted on
01/07/2007 11:39:59 PM PST by
Jaysun
(I've never paid for sex in my life. And that's really pissed off a lot of prostitutes.)
To: Jaysun
LOL! I would but I already sent it to this guy in Nigeria to help him get exit papers so he can immigrate with his million-dollar inheritance.
87 posted on
01/08/2007 12:07:16 AM PST by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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