[ASOC]

ROTFLMAO

Be sure and show him your gun collection as well - travels a lot indeed.

Saw a nice set of tshirts the other day.
PILOTS WITHOUT MAINTAINERS ARE JUST PEDESTRAINS WITH COOL JACKETS AND SUNGLASSES.

Then the other side
Maintainers without pilots are just overqualified auto mechanics.


and of course the classic "Nobody flies without Supply" The list could go on, and all in good fun as well.

[AnAmericanMother]

Squawk: "Left engine missing."

Rep: "Left engine located on left wing after brief search."

Squawk: "Something loose behind instrument panel."

Rep: "Something tightened behind instrument panel."

Squawk: "Autoland extremely rough."

Rep: "Autoland not installed on this model a/c."

Squawk: "Dead bugs on windshield."

Rep: "Live bugs on back order."