For a New York Italian , Rudy sure has alot of West Virginia Hillbilly behavior in him...Banging his cousin and marrying her then he marries someone else then bring his girlfiend to the house where his wife and kids live..
Only thing he needed to complete the picture was a Ford Galaxie 500 up on cinder blocks with a pit bull chained to the bumper..
Think Rudy has a still down his basement?
You left out the all-important detail that adds so much to the picture you carefully crafted: dressing more than once in drag, notably on SNL.