[zook]

And everything has "miyanize" [mayonaise] in it!

[Miss Marple]

You know, it occurs to me that the networks have finally hit maximum boredom level even for me, and I am a political junky of over 40 years standing.

Otherwise, why would we all be discussing the merits of various cooks on the Food Network?

OK...I will try to keep quiet until I can report some actual news. I am monitoring Fox now.