I give my wife coal, yes coal, as she understands that coal is the same as diamonds only with less pressure. She has a huge coal ring and coal earrings and she always gets me my beer when I snap my fingers because she knows I treat her right. For our 5th anniversary I`m thinking of laying out for a coal studded dress. It`s a beauty, it`s a sheet with coal glued on.
Look at this beauty, look at the facets, how it sparkles...
