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If you die from incurable Farra'khancer'--- do you still get the 72 virgins? Or is it a total "blow-out"?

1 posted on 01/06/2007 3:33:10 PM PST by melt
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To: melt

Were they removing the Ball Park Frank from his anus?


2 posted on 01/06/2007 3:35:48 PM PST by zarf
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To: melt

I think you get the virgins only for a bona fide act of martyrdom. Cancer doesn't count.


3 posted on 01/06/2007 3:36:29 PM PST by RichInOC (...19.)
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Those followers of his have some pretty whacky "Bell Hop" costumes on!


5 posted on 01/06/2007 3:43:45 PM PST by Ken522
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To: melt
Louise after surgery.

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6 posted on 01/06/2007 3:45:39 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: melt

What is with the French Foreign Legion outfits?


7 posted on 01/06/2007 3:45:45 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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They won't reveal the nature of the surgery? Why the heck not? What's the big secret, and who gives a darn? Ooohhh, the suspense is just killing us.
8 posted on 01/06/2007 3:46:24 PM PST by Melinda
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an ulcer in the anal area.

just damn - too much info

9 posted on 01/06/2007 3:54:16 PM PST by Revelation 911
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To: melt

Were there any 'white devil' surgeons?


10 posted on 01/06/2007 3:57:39 PM PST by moonman (`)
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an ulcer in the anal area.

I can't tell his arse from his face.......

11 posted on 01/06/2007 4:02:07 PM PST by mosquewatch.com (The trouble starts with an "I" and ends with a "slam".)
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An anal ulcer...so now he really is an a-hole?


12 posted on 01/06/2007 4:04:50 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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Swing low, sweet mother ship
Comin' for to carry me home


14 posted on 01/06/2007 4:09:22 PM PST by Fresh Wind (All we are sa-a-a-ying, is give Beast a chance.)
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Well, if the operation took 12 hours then we at least know it was not a brain extraction.


15 posted on 01/06/2007 4:15:19 PM PST by biff
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die soon MOFO



21 posted on 01/06/2007 4:44:58 PM PST by LC HOGHEAD ( Obama is engaged in a Muslim practice of pretending not to be Muslim to further the cause of Islam)
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I'll do the Christian thing and wish Reverend Lou a speedy recovery.


22 posted on 01/06/2007 5:04:06 PM PST by popdonnelly
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No other details were released, and a man who answered the telephone at the office of Farrakhan's chief of staff declined to reveal the nature of the surgery or where it was performed.

I'll bet it was a reversal cranial rectumoscopy.

23 posted on 01/06/2007 5:06:40 PM PST by BulletBobCo
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They removed a hemorrhoid this big! Praise Allah!"

25 posted on 01/06/2007 5:28:17 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth shall set you free))))
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12-hour operation

So what type of brain did they try to give him???

26 posted on 01/06/2007 6:02:17 PM PST by org.whodat (Never let the facts get in the way of a good assumption.)
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In Farrakhaneeze a 12 hour surgery is really only 30 minutes in real time.


27 posted on 01/06/2007 6:02:29 PM PST by politicalwit (Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
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Farrakhan, 73, wrote in a September 11 letter to followers that he was anemic and 20 pounds lighter because of complications from an ulcer in the anal area.

"Louie Gets an Anal Probe."

28 posted on 01/06/2007 6:15:45 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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Die as slow and painful a death as possible, Louie. You deserve it. And may your hideous organazation soon follow you, (as if they would because they have no other job).


30 posted on 01/06/2007 7:13:36 PM PST by manic4organic
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