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Posted on 01/06/2007 8:35:59 AM PST by Mo1
Edited on 01/06/2007 9:02:52 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
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Bumping in the night,
except it's daytime,
Bumping in the night,
to push the thread on,
bumping just because
Some people need to donate....
You don't have Jax cheese curls in Texas ????
That is sooooo wrong
LOL...nope.
All we have is Cheetos!!
In fact, I keep a bunch of the little individual bags of Cheetos on hand for the grandgirls...they both love them!!
Thank you, Mo1!
Howdy everyone!
Woo hoo!!
We have incoming:
$20 from Georgia
$25 from Florida
$10 from Never Never Land
$20 from Florida
$50 from Nevada
$10 from Never Never Land
$10 from Texas
$20 from Indiana
$150 from Maryland
$25 from Michigan
$100 from Arkansas
$40 from Illinois
$20 from California
Thank you all very much!!
Thank you very much, i_dont_chat!!
Thanks for all the BUMPS, Knitting A Conundrum
Thank you, silent_jonny!!
Just rec'd this in an email from my dad inlaw
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English
I hope this goes around world 10 times
Thank you very much, Little Bill!!
Cheetos are good too !!
That is a BEAUTIFUL picture!
WOW..that is a terrific post, Mo1...
Too true, too scary.
We should send that to all Congresscritters and the White House..
Nancy Pelosi with her pop beads??
Hehehe! A few more people are about to receive that in their email, too!!!
Your can bet your Bippy!
That's a good idea .. spam the crap out of them with that one
You're right!
Actually, that's her behind the mask! Excellent!
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