[WIladyconservative]

The woman I found was great, but she said that she was really busy, and could her boyfriend babysit instead.

There's the FIRST mistake. The answer should have been NO.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Yet this woman undoubtedly considers herself smart.

[Jeff Chandler]

The woman I found was great, but she said that she was really busy, and could her Puerto Rican boyfriend watch the sack of $100 bills instead.