I feel your pain. Let's form a support group to empower all the diverse cultures who are feeling the intolerance of the weather. If we could learn to promote activism amongst the weather victims, we could enlighten the masses about the dangers of snow and gassy cows. There can be no social justice until we, the global community, are all equally walking, freezing, and starving. Viva Che Viva the Revolution!
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Good job. You only forgot to include the standard leader line of "women and minorities feel disproproportionately the deleterious effects of "global warming". "They are already in hell in America, global warming only makes that hell feel hotter."