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One of the benefits of "global warming".

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One of the benefits of "global warming".

Believe it or not, the warm weather causes the demand for oil to drop, which, because oil is not being used as much, causes "global cooling", which, because of the low temperatures, causes people up north to move south to Florida, which, because less people will be living up north will cause the north to get even colder and bring on the next ice age, which means that this whole "global warming"/"global cooling" nonsense has gone far enough.