[Random Access]

When the kids get their own apartments and move out.

[csmusaret]

That was not an umbilical cord; it was a bungee cord. They will be back.

[chuckles]

....."When the kids get their own apartments and move out"....

Not TRUE! They all come back, at least mine did. I'm getting fat and decrepit. I think my life is nearly over. There's even talk of taking in the in-laws.

I'm not even sure I believe in "Life After Birth" anymore.

I think I was aborted at birth and came back as an ATM.