Incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., speaks during a tribute honoring the late Texas Governor Ann Richards, Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2007 in Washington. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif, and Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C., wave from the floor of the House of Representatives during the roll call vote to elect a new Speaker of the House in the U.S. Capitol in Washington Thursday, Jan. 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
Keep it clean, Folks!
Do it ... "for the children". ;-)
The Pelosi Regime has begun.
Remember when just a few months ago, you were shaking your head in disbelief that a feminazi San Francisco liberal could ever be Speaker of the House?
Now Maxine Waters, Loretta Sanchez and Barbara Lee are going to escort her to the podium, barf!
It's Emperor Palpatine in a dress-suit.
I'm waiting for her to mount the podium, rip off her face, and underneath, it's Saddam shouting, "You didn't kill me ! I'm in charge now ! Bwahahahahahahahaha !!!"
Pelosi Plans Lavish Party
Representative Pelosi will mark her installation as the Speaker of the House with a four-day celebration. This is a big deal, the California Democrats spokesman Brendan Daly declared. Weve never had a woman Speaker before.
The day after New Years Day, Pelosi will visit the Vatican, where she hopes to be coronated by the Pope. No woman has ever been coronated by a Pope, Pelosi said. This ceremony will solidify the importance of my ascension.
The next day, to show the common people that God backs the Democrats, Pelosi will attend morning Mass at Trinity University in Washington. That evening, she will be feted at a dinner at the Italian Embassy, where Tony Bennett will sing I Left My Heart in San Francisco while his back-up singers simulate gay sex acts. After dinner, a bong will be passed around.
On day three, Representatives who hope to keep their seats will be invited to kiss the hem of Speaker Pelosis skirt. At noon, the House will convene to formally elect Pelosi Speaker. That night, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee will hold a fund-raiser where 1,200 lobbyists will pay to enjoy performances by Jimmy Buffett, Carole King and others.
On January 5, Pelosi will host an open house by invitation only at the Cannon Office Building.
The festivities are more than just a party, according to Daly. Pelosi is grabbing the moment to present herself as the new face of the Democratic Party and to restore the partys image as one hospitable to illegal immigrants, broken families, sexual-deviants, welfare-recipients, terrorists, and the gullible majority of voters.
A discordant note was heard when al-Qaeda declined Pelosis invitation to participate in the celebration. Pelosi and the Democrats act as if it is they who won the midterm elections, al-Qaeda No. 2 man, Ayman al Zawahri complained. The Mujahideen -- the Muslim Ummahs vanguard in Afghanistan and Iraq -- are the ones who won, and the American forces and their Crusader allies are the ones who lost.
Zawahri called on the Democrats to share power him and Osama bin Laden. And if you dont refrain from the foolish American policy of backing Israel, occupying the lands of Islam and stealing the treasures of the Muslims, then we will kill you, he said.
Daly called al-Qaedas rejection of the invitation disappointing. We had hoped that our shared revulsion for the Bush Administration would provide a framework for cooperation, Daly said. Maybe after Bush is impeached and turned over to them theyll see were really on the same side.
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The Nanny Congress.
Where are we going and what are we doing in this handbasket? Just puke.
Dick and Dingle voted for her, one right after the other.
I thought that was cute.
Was that a prop she was carrying around or a real baby? It didn't move at all all the time she was holding it, and she never looked at it once that I saw.
It's so nice to have a nice sweet little old lady
Grandma for Speaker.
Barf Alert was not an adequate warning.
It is going to take years to clean up her pollution once the GOP gets congress back!
Historic day - An avowed communist is made Speaker of the House of the United States of America!
We have always been told that we would be taken over from within!
PING!
All men and women of this country ought to feel a trembling in their respective loins on a holy day such as this.