[harrowup]

I would hope the district attorney would pursue charges for false accusations.

Nifong: "I have investigated the charges and find no intentional misconduct from the DAs office, but hasten to add that the media invoked a circus and my ringmaster was out sick."

Newshound: "You told me at lunch you were just going to nail the DNA lab and not mention I was sick in the head."

Nifong: "Not you dumbass. Al Sharpton..

[Howlin]

Look at this from the story on the Duke player suing Duke for grades:

Duke is being sued for breach of contract and unjust enrichment. Curtis and Duke are being sued for fraud, negligent misrepresentation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and punitive damages. For all but one of those claims the lawsuit states that the plaintiffs were damaged in excess of $10,000.

Ain't we got fun?