[DainBramage]

"Sometimes I miss"

Maybe the Lord did talk to him. My question is Does the Lord tell him to tell the world everytime?

Now we know why God didnt allow him to be president.

[wireman]

Now we know why God didnt allow him to be president.

I think that fact has more to do with the innate common sense of the Republican primary voter.

[Katya]

"Maybe the Lord did talk to him. My question is Does the Lord tell him to tell the world everytime?"

Well Noah told some people...so...lol

unfortunately there are smaller versions of Pat too...my brother belongs to one of these doomsday born again groups...for the last 15 years they've been predicting the demise and rapture....coming to a theatre near you some time next year...oops...

[Larry Lucido]

Sam Kinison, doing the voice of God, to Pat Robertson at 3 am:

"Hey, Pat. I want you to go out and check your tire pressure."

(pause)

"Look, he's doing it! (snicker)"