"I hanker for a hunk of CHEESE"
Remember the ads on ABC back in the 70's?
"Put a piece of cheese between two round crackers! Now you've got yourself a wagon wheel!"
C.S. Lewis said it best: "I'll take a despot over a moralist any day. A despot's efforts wax and wane over time, but the moralist sees no end and never tires in doing right."