Funeral protest planned (Ennis, TX) (Phelps Family of Pigs)

http://www.waxahachiedailylight.com/articles/2007/01/01/dailylight/news/01-01-01-protest.txt ^

[Lunatic Fringe]

Protestors affiliated with Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., have announced plans to stage a protest at the Ennis funeral services of Navy Hospitalman Kyle A. Nolen.

The funeral services are set for Tuesday, Jan. 2, with the church issuing a bulletin that it will begin picketing at 10:15 a.m. at J.E. Keever Mortuary in Ennis, which is handling the arrangements.

The funeral is set to begin at 11 a.m. at the funeral home, with burial to follow at Myrtle Cemetery. Nolen, 21, lost his life the morning of Thursday, Dec. 21, after the vehicle he was riding in drove over an improvised explosive device.

A 2003 Ennis High School graduate, Nolen was serving in the Al Anbar province of Iraq.

[verum ago]

I'm sure this is redundant, but does anyone have a Patriot Guard Riders pinglist?

[BerniesFriend]

Didn't President Bush and Congress outlaw such behavior by these obvious inbreds????

[bluesagewoman]

Ping

[JoeSixPack1]

J.E. Keever Mortuary in Ennis, _______, __ ?????

[StarCMC]

 

To be on or off my PGR list, please FReepmail me!

[StarCMC]

I have a PGR pinglist ~ called them to this thread.

[Vigilanteman]

I noticed the news link showed a high of 33 degrees predicted. A nice soaking water cannon turned on these protestors at that temperature would give them a choice between beating a hasty retreat or possibly catching a severe case of hypothermia if they decided to continue their protest. A win-win in either case, if you ask me.

[Lunatic Fringe]

The Patriot Guard will be there.

[Lunatic Fringe]

J.E. Keever Mortuary in Ennis, _______, __ ?????

Sorry... Texas.

[bluesagewoman]

The Patriot Guard is the best. Hopefully, the family will ask them to come.

[SoldierDad]

A Federal Judge threw the law out as unconstitutional. Go figure.

[MediaMole]

The bans only apply to Federal property.

[SoldierDad]

Any way of spraying them with sulfuric acid instead of water? Love to see them melt away.

[mkjessup]

On a very dark and smoky night, sometime in the future... Fred Phelps finds himself in a dark place, and as he tries to recall exactly what happened to him right after the sharp pain in his chest caused him to fall flat on his face in front of the salad bar at Boss Hawg's BBQ at 2833 SW 29th St in Topeka, suddenly he senses someone in front of him, and he reaches forward with both hands, and feels a beard, and joyously shouts 'JESUS?!?!? Is that You? It IS You, isn't it? I can't see You Lord, but I know You are here to guide me out of this darkness and into the bright Eternal Kingdom of Our Father, right Jesus?'

Suddenly, the face of the mysterious bearded man is slightly illuminated with a dull red glow, and Phelps hears a snarling growl saying 'I am Saddam Hussein! And I am not taking you to any eternal kingdom of Jesus, I am here to take you to join me and my sons Uday and Qusay where we will be together FOREVER!'

Fred Phelps screams like a sissy boy, saying 'NO! NO! There must be some mistake! And the charcoal-roasted Saddam says 'No mistake Phelps, and for the infernal pleasure of all your new neighbors, you will be fed feet first into a perpetually greased and oiled shredding machine, but not to worry, my hatemongering new friend, you will be re-assembled at the other end, and then fed BACK into the machine over and over and over again, just like Uday and Qusay!'

And great peels of laughter could be heard all through the countless and endless halls of Hell itself, as the Devil peered down at Phelps and said Would it help Fred, if I protested your being fed into that shredding machine? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'

[Lurker]

It occurs to me that some enterprising individual could find out where these folks were going to set up their little traveling circus ahead of time.

I'm sure the local PD has got a nice little corral ready for their 'protest'.

Anyway if there were some particularly sick individual living in the area who were so inclined they could visit the pre-designated protest area the night before and cover it about 2 inches deep with some manure from a local farm.

Not that I would ever recommend such a course of action. Free speech rights need to be respected, even for inbred mouth breathing scumbags like the Phelps family.

And whatever you do don't get all beered up while you're spreading the product. You might be tempted to relieve yourself right there on the spot....

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[SoldierDad]

Thanks Star, for pinging the PGR. I wish I could also be there to help provide a shield against these horrible people.

[rottndog]

I'd like to try one of those directional sound guns on them--watch their heads go pop!

[The Worthless Miracle]

These things are just getting bizarre. I think they protested Ford's funeral... Seriously, am I missing something? Do they really believe what they say - or is it some pseudo protest to mock people that are anti-gay?

[verum ago]

good, thanks. these Phelps people strike a nerve in me like no others.