I live in Baltimore County, but I'm still proud that Baltimore City is just slightly behind Iraq for its murder rate.
The citizens of Maryland, in all their wisdom, just elected the former mayor of Baltimore to be the governor of Maryland. He has an excellent record on crime. He'll also excel in raising our taxes.
The city of "Balimer" truly is a quagmire in that it sucks the life blood out of the rest of the state.
And since it is "The City that Breeds", we are assured a continuous supply of RAT infestation for the foreseeable future.
The mayor has promised to do to the rest of the state what he did to Balimer and I have no doubt he will do so.