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To: nmh

"The main thing is that Brother Rick cares."

Yes, he "cares" about his bank account, er sorry cares about you and me! How sweet of him!


Yup, and aren't we lucky?

Just kidding. "Luck" has nothing to do with it. We're not "lucky", we'r'e fortunate! Yes, that's it, we're the fortunate ones!

So, as Saint Rudyard reminds us, Ours is Not to Question Why, Ours is Just to Do... well, I forget the rest, but I think he slips up around there and gets into some boring "doctrine" or whatever that stuff's called. But give him a break -- the Book of Kipling was written back in the OLD order, Before Rick!

But, as the Bible says, we need two witnesses, and Saint Hadith (PBUH) reminds us to Trust and Obey, for there's No Other Way -- than to OBEY our Reverend Minister!

Lay your brain at the Cross, as commanded by, um, tradition, or something like that. Mainly, though, there are just three simple rules: 1. TRUST! 2. OBEY! 3. PAR-TAY!

This is one great religion! Why didn't they tell us about it sooner? (Hey, don't Bogart that roach, dude! Um, I mean, "brother"!)

1,055 posted on 01/03/2007 7:41:34 PM PST by Don Joe (We've traded the Rule of Law for the Law of Rule.)
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To: Don Joe
TRUST; OBEY; AND PAR-TAY! LOL!

Hurry up, Don Joe...the conga line just left the coffe shop headed to the exercise center where the yoga class is meeting!

1,056 posted on 01/03/2007 7:46:00 PM PST by pby
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