[Phsstpok]

BUT, I can grow hugh, wonderful yellow squash (summer squash)...

Have you ever tried spaghetti squash?  I understand it's as easy to grow as yellow squash or zucchini.  It's definitely fun to cook with.  Just boil it up or fix it in the microwave then scrape out the innards.  Then treat the resulting pile-o-stuff just like really al dente spaghetti. 

[Txsleuth]

No...it sounds good though.

I will buy some and try it...if I like it, I will try to grow some.

I am sure it is more nutritious than real spaghetti...so that would be a plus.