Way to go, Katy!
This makes me a proud Texas resident, too...(my wife says it will take another 10 years to become a real Texan).
The only thing needed to make this complete is a pork BBQ going on during the muzzies "worship the rock/praise the pedophile" services. Just imagining a bunch of muzzies kneeling down to the rock with the smell of roasting pig floating in the air makes me smile.
Time for a Texas joke:
Q: Why doesn't Texas succeed from the Union?
A:Because they would have to patrol their own borders --- and those Okies sure are sneaky!