Since I know of no creditable evidence that you exist, why should I not celebrate the birth of Jesus?
Maybe I'm an AI who has passed the Turing test. Do I get to vote?
Go ahead and celebrate the birth of the mythical Jesus; just don't make it a holiday which shuts down government.
Hmmm.... maybe we need another 353 holidays to shut down government all year. Or maybe only 200 more since it is shut down on weekends anyway.
i am beginning to realize that there is no objective evidence that I exist. i am only going to celebrate fake holidays from now on.
the crucial question is: how do we distinguish a fake holiday from a real holiday?