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To: mastercylinder

Nasser goes to visit a fortune teller.

Nasser: "Tell me, Fortune Teller, on what day will I die?"

Fortune Teller: "You will die on a Jewish Holiday."

Nasser: "Which Jewish Holiday, in which year?"

FT: "I know not, but when you die, it will be a Jewish Holiday."

60 posted on 12/30/2006 5:55:55 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The artist doesn't have to have all the answers; he must, however, ask the right questions honestly.)

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To: Berosus

Heard this one?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1760219/posts?page=60#60

82 posted on 12/30/2006 4:20:24 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It takes a village to mind its own business. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)

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