[Rurudyne]

Except that I'd have to buy one––which would render some small support to its publication––I'd happily burn a Koran in protest of a statement like that.

Would an empty Kleenex box with "Koran" stenciled across it do?

Naw, come to think of it, I could use an empty Kleenex box to store bits of trash ... so even that would be too valuable to use to represent Muhammad's book'o'ravings.

[Malacoda]

I have an empty TP roll with "koran" scrawled on it that I can send you...