[The South Texan]

Memo to my wife:


Upon hearing this recent discovery about housework cutting the risk of breast cancer, I hereby cede my duties of yard work to you now along with doing the dishes and taking out the garbage. Along with that I will gladly give up the routine maintenance on our vehicles and car washes that I perform at home. Along with the annual spring and fall cleanings of the garage and attic and my closet space. And we'll throw in other tasks as they become necessary.


All of this because I love you and what you to live long.


I am glad she will not see this because I'd be sleeping outside tonight.

[TheMom]

You are such a great and caring husband.