Here Lies Rob Roy
He had a great horse
He had a swell dog
He had a fine wife
Ashes to ashes
Grass to grass
This is where
We planted his ass.
Then there was a picture of the guy on his horse with his dog engraved in the stone. Everytime I see your name I think about that little piece of fun in that old pioneer cemetary.
To be fair, the dog wasn't that great.
I did like the horse though!
But lets just let this be our little secret...