And his theme song:
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming,
flaxen, waxen
Alternate:
Gimme a lawyer with oil
Slippery, slithery oil
Slickery shiny
lawyerly greasy
Always fleecin'
OIL, SNAKE OIL!!!!
Ah see fo' Americas.
One mired in crushin' poverty
Another, doing OK but need mah help
One mo' whose takin' 'vantage of the poor huddlin'
masses, and yet another livin' off the snake oil of the land,
with billions and gazillions, Oh. Tha's me. Ah wuz peepin' in a mirror.
If you been taken 'vantage of, call the Law Office's of
John Edwards, Attorn, er. I mean the Candidate who Pimps fo' YOU!!!