I done been to Park City, Utah and didn't see a single Jackalope. Saw a Mormon or two, though.
Hey Grandpa Jones, I miss yore pickin', stompin' and singin' since you done been reported to be expired. Or fizzled, as the case may be.
It's good to be missed. Ever since I expired, I started blogging.
Then you missed all the restaurants and sporting goods stores on Main St.
Check 'em out next time yer back.