You're quite right. The poor dear should not have to bear the great cruelty of being forced to eat by himself. No human being merits such a ghastly injustice. I am sickened by the outrageous behavior of these uneducated, coarse, unintelligent soldiers. How dare they behave with such excessive rudeness toward a noble soul like John Kerry? It would be better by far if they treated him with warmth and hospitality so that he would never suspect that he had been an idiot and would never be forced to confront his snobbery and other character flaws. < /s>
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They were too busy talking with each other to notice Kerry was there. They were telling stories of raping, cutting off ears, cutting off heads, taping wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turning up the power, cutting off limbs, blowing up bodies, randomly shooting civilians, razing villages in fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, shooting cattle and dogs for fun, poisoning food stocks, and the general ravaging the countryside in Iraq.