What's Latin for "go p*** up a rope"?
Credits to the Latin teaching Mrs. Elk.
Rumor has it that, if necessary, Fra Tomas, the scourge of fleeing Muslims of yesteryear, will be sent back to finish the job of, ummm, inquiry leading to judgment without fear and appropriate punishment for the impudent who would defile Cordoba Cathedral. There may be a brief delay while our engineering division restores the instruments of correction so long dormant and neglected. Whatever orthodox Catholic high clerics who may remain in Spain will be asked to name an absolute monarch to replace the current constitutional and spineless socialist royal nuisance.
cc: First paragraph (Latin) to His Holiness Benedict XVI for use in his reply to the Muslims of Cordoba or whomever they are.
When pigs fly?