In other news, Dr. Spock, a Vulcan scientist from a distant planet, has developed a model that predicts wildfire danger and global warming are due to "dark energy forces of dying stars" about 26 light years away from earth. Because all stars are related, our sun develops "sun spots" (a dark spot in remembrance of fallen stars) which directly cause these environmental problems. For more details, please go to "catchafallenstar.com".
Thanks!
It's all becoming much clearer now,, dark energy and all. lol
Some real links where you can learn more about this sort of stuff for real:
http://www.firelab.org/
http://www.nifc.gov/
http://www.fs.fed.us/rm/
http://www.fs.fed.us/rm/main/fire_res.html
http://www.treesearch.fs.fed.us/