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I read the article carefully and I am still confused. What is the relationship between cabbage and goose? Would the cabbage be laid down as garnish for the geese? I have seen duck served this way. The article doesn't make it clear. Egg rolls and cole slaw, to be sure. Those items are self explanatory. But the goose item, not so self-evident.
If they are going to do a food article on the uses of cabbage they really should provide more details. Also, the crime blotter should be in a separate part of the paper.