WAHAHAHA!
'K, honey, you do the investing, car, yard and house repair; earn 75% of the family income and maybe I'll cook once in a while for you--but I'm gonna bitch the whole time.
And I want a diamond. A big diamond because I deserve it....
LOL!!
Wow...I'll ask the question someone else on this post asked me: bitter much?
Who the hell are these women that you men on this thread are talking about? You seem to have made some horrible, horrible relationship decisions. I've met some screaming harpies myself, and generally they're the women who landed a man who was dazzled by Cindy Crawfordesque looks and porn-star bedroom skills and never bothered to look for morals or brains. So guys, if you were thinking with the wrong part of your anatomy, I can't say I'm feeling too sorry for you for the screaming harpy you were saddled with...
You nailed it precisely.
You know those DeBeers diamond commercials?" he asks. "They've become more truth in advertising. First it was, 'A diamond is forever,' then 'It will take her breath away,' then 'Diamonds: Leave her speechless.' "
"Translation is," ... "that'll shut her up! For now!"
Ron White
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Mark
Bam!
and when it is over...I will take 50% of all the tangibles, and 50% of your pension, which you haven't collected yet, and may never live to collect...and just so you don't forget, I want support for the next 55 years, and by the way I need a Masters, and a PhD, to ensure that I can find a job....