Which is, of course, not what I said. I said, and I quote, "He's an ER nurse wearing a pink shirt, white pants, and an emerald earring. That's reasonable doubt for ya, right there. As an American Woman, one look at an ER nurse in a pink shirt, white pants, and an emerald earring, and all I'd be thinking is GAY GAY GAY. "
As you can see -- if you had any reading comprehension skills -- I said "ALL I'D BE THINKING IS GAY GAY GAY."
And I did not say it was because he was wearing a pink shirt. I said, as you can see above, "He's an ER nurse wearing a pink shirt, white pants, and an emerald earring."
If you will notice, there were many on subsequent posts who intimated that they would have the same opinion of him.
So Bronzewound, let's just cut to the chase: You're our Mr. Sullivan, aren't you?
Not the kind of analytical skills I would expect from a professional barrister.
I am 53 years old and am happily married to the same American woman for 33 years. I have a 21 year old son who is a productive working citizen, who loves us and visits often. I am a very successful illustrator, graphic designer, and web site designer (no, that doesn't make me gay) and I love what I do.
I have been faithful to my wife and vice versa. I have a house on a few acres outside of Nashville. I do not wear white pants, ever, or pink shirts; mostly I wear blue jeans. Nor am I adorned with any gemstones or jewelry of any kind, other than my wedding band.
I also write songs with some of the local talent from time to time when the muse drops by. My wife is a working professional whose wisdom I greatly value and could not survive well without. She seems to like me quite a bit, but she peeked at this thread to see what I was laughing about and thinks you sound a bit like a "ballbuster."
Forgive me, but I missed the memo about ER nurses being gay. Also, lots of guys wear earrings these days. Not sure that means much anymore.
And as for the subsequent posts who believe Mr. Sullivan to be gay, logically then, all the subsequent posts identifying you to be embittered must also be true. Right?
I rest my case.
More accurately, that would say 'Used Car Salesman'.