[BubbaHeel]

But as for disarmed, surely you jest: I'm an attorney, active member of the Federalist Society, faculty member at a major university, earn a six figure income, and happily dating.

1) How old are you?

2) Can you cook?

[null and void]

Hey! Get in line!

[GadareneDemoniac]

Not "can you cook?" -- "WILL you cook?"

I bet not....