[Gorzaloon]

This country is just jam-packed with some of the most beautiful women in the universe and this dweb couldn’t find one to his liking? Mayhap he is such a loser that no women in this country wanted him!

I met a number of wonderful, attractive women who I was fortunate enough to have as friends. Interestingly enough, as soon as I got MARRIED they all started appearing at the rate of one every few years.

They are out there, but they HIDE, if a man is available, I guess.

Maybe as soon as the "Dog humping someone's leg" look disappears, they come out of hiding?

I know, I know, if only

1: A cloning machine and

2) a Time Machine! hahahaha.

[doc1019]

LOL!