[Charles Henrickson]

"The wife and children have gone abroad; the husband is not scared."

The wife and children have gone abroad, because the husband spends all his time drinking sake and memorizing numbers.

[martin_fierro]

"We need to learn kotsu [tricks] in our lives. . . . You know why? Because we are full of kotsu [bones]! But many of us have kekkan [faults] . . . because our body is full of kekkan [blood vessels]!)

He's a friggin' Chalres Henlickson!.