[Trajan88]

Re: "No, I actually like them filled with gorgeous women in peasant dresses who sing songs from the Old Country as they make fresh bagels every day, and smile sweetly at you as you enter their shop."

Here it Texas we definately don't have that (the bagel stores in Plano bite... it is like ordering a slice of "round" Wonder bread with either poppy seeds or salt or etc. on top).

However, BIG HOWEVER, many hot, hottie women come in to these establishments and pick up a few of said bagels ;-)

[Stoat]

However, BIG HOWEVER, many hot, hottie women come in to these establishments and pick up a few of said bagels ;-)

A Typical Texas Bagel-Buying Biker Babe?? 

WOO  HOO!!  It's time to move to the Lone Star State!

I'm guessing also that the Typical Texas Lady isn't the sort of unfriendly, militant-feminist, Marxist trash that infests the State I'm in, either.

(((((wistful sigh)))))