I think you're forgetting Cole's Law.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
There's something fishy about Sturgeon's law, too.
And didn't Isaac Asimov propose Three Laws of Rebootics?
(By the way, I think Bode's Law has been repealed.)