Translation: "We have no idea how we're going to defend this case. We're going to try and come up with something before the trial. Right now, we're leaning toward "She found the money in an abandoned freezer and Finders = Keepers".
We know that's weak, so we'll probably play the Race Card. We have already contacted the Black Panther Party and the Nation of Islam to provide us with security services."
"She found the money in an abandoned freezer and Finders = Keepers".
It's hot money so I think it was an abandoned oven.