[Tanniker Smith]

When people start talking about politics in the bedroom, I usually tell them that on my nightstand, for my personal protection, I keep a condom, an ashtray and a Smith & Wesson. "You got any problem with any of that?"

Oddly enough, just about everyone does, but the start ones won't actually say anything, either because they think I'm a smartass or because they know better than to start an argument with me.

[from occupied ga]

just about everyone does

Huh? Why would anyone have a problem with what you keep in your bedroom - now if you put something in their bedroom I could see a problem.