Meat.
Then I will be your black market go to guy for the good stuff.
I'll be like the old moonshine runners, I'll get a 400 HP Chevy, load the trunk with ice and steaks, smuggling steaks over state lines, smashing through the green police cars at roadblocks.
We'll have prohibition type underground steak houses complet with a band and a bar and a SMOKING SECTION.
You sir are worse than Hitler!